About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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