Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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