Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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