Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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