That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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