the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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