i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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