It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
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