you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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