Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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