Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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