She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
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