there was a trapeze. enough said
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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