i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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