Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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