She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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