I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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