No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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