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(208): View more from Idaho

Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.

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(812): View more from Indiana

the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together

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(912): View more from Georgia

well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.

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Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.

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(212): View more from New York

Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"

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(519): View more from Ontario

I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen

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(425): View more from Washington

She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?

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(705): View more from Ontario

It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.

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