I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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