he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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