Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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