This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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