Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Randomize
