Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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