life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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