she was so not down for the gang bang
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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