So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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