I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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