Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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