I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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