This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
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