Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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