these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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