Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
We are all done wearing pants today
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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