he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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