I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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