My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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