she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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