kristin has been a bad kristin
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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