Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
