in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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