So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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