Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Randomize
