I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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