i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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