no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
