Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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