pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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