Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Nicole vs. Life
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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