:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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