lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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