OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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