Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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