i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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